SO I GET HOME AND THERE’S THIS RANDOM KID ON MY COUCH AND HE’S LIKE ‘ALRIGHT MAN I DON’T WANNA HURT U JUST PUT UR STUFF DOWN AND GET ON THE GROUND I JUST WANT UR MONEY’ AND I FUCKIN ALMOST PUKED I WAS LIKE “OMG PLS NO I DON’T HAVE ANY MONEY I’M ONLY 15” THEN HE WAS LIKE “NAH MAN I’M JUST FUCKIN WITH U I’M UR BROTHER’S FRIEND HE’S IN THE SHOWER I’M JUST WAITIN FOR HIM”
I HATE THIS BOY
@NiallOfficial: @MileyCyrus you left these in New Jersey! They are comfortable , not gona lie #twerk #tongueout
OH MY GOD
i find it so incredibly attractive when someone is really good at something, like you can play the violin? damn son. you’re a really talented dj? good for you! i don’t care if you talk to me about quantum physics for an hour straight if i can see the passion in you at some point in that hour i’ll think “whoa, this is really hot.”
Liam Payne - Moodboard
In honor of their 4 year anniversary, congratulations One Direction!
when you’re taking a multiple choice test and you get D for number 1
people who can’t handle all black outfits are weak
When bae uploads a new selfie
From June 28th, Ramadan starts. I, along with my other muslim brothers and sisters, will be fasting.
If you could please tag these things:
- nudity (in any forms)
- similar to the above, sex/nsfw things
thank you sm have a nice day